Friday 12th August

Decided to take the kids to do something fun today.

No mean feat when you take into account, factoring into the planning stage, the differing meanings the word ‘fun’ represents to a nine year old karaoke machine, and a habitually ‘bored-with-life-and-that,’ sixteen year old, eating machine.

The dog looked hopeful for a bit but I told him that sadly, his delinquent behaviour meant that he wouldn’t, on this or any other ‘getting there in the car’ occasion, be included in the fun.

The Teenager vetoed the play-park. Annabelle (in a vengeful side-swipe) vetoed bowling.

The Teenager rebutted by going ahead and vetoing the cinema because animation sucks and penguins are ‘gay.’ Annabelle vetoed his suggestion to go swimming because swimming gives her headaches.

The Teenager accused her of ruining everything and she replied that he ruined it first.

Shout, shout. Slam, slam.

Both disappeared into their bedrooms.

Meanwhile I’m sitting at the bottom of the stairs with my head propped on my chin, wondering whether the dog’s initial interest in my offer of a day out was still on the table or whether he had, by now, made other plans (I was also wondering whether Max and Tanya will still get it together in Eastenders tonight, but I guess only time will tell on that one. Hope they do though, Vanessa’s head’s too big. Fingers crossed).

Anyway, long story short. I finally managed to coax them out of their bedrooms, (the kids, not Max and Tanya) by dangling the prospect of a shopping trip to the Centre MK in front of them.

As we got into the car the Teenager pointed out, quite rightly, that since we haven’t got any money, we wouldn’t be able to afford anything anyway.

Annabelle replied that if we only ever looked at stuff we could afford; all we’d ever see is crap.

Three weeks of summer fun down. Three to go.

I know.

I’m counting.

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2 thoughts on “Friday 12th August

  1. we live in the same town as Zoe Lucker(Vanessa) and whilst my friend and I were shopping in town so was she with her little girl,we were standing at the traffic lights waiting to cross and she was right next to her,my friend(who is totally deranged by the way) went up to her and tapped her on the shoulder, I can only guess by the way that “vanessa” looked at her that she thought my friend was going to ask for an autograph, but no, my friend looks at her dead seriously and says”you do know that Max and Tanya are having an affair don’t you”, “vanessa” looked at her like she was about to be attacked by some mad person that was going to attack her,she then smiled nervously, luckily to save embarressment on all parts the lights changed and we crossed,she couldn’t get across that road fast enough!!!

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